being a human is so weird
do you ever just get too lazy to put on pants
haircutters: “hey how are you where do you go to school what grade are you in what did you have for breakfast this morning how much money is in your bank account what is your social security number”
not gonna lie, that sounds awful and really troublesome
This is so true. I love this description so much.
And then one of them has some random ad playing noise on it and I CAN NEVER FUCKING FIND IT!
so is writers block when you accidentally close them all at the same time?
Forced reboot to install updates.
when you n ur babe standing on rocks
Aren’t we all standing on rocks?
orange is the new black meme | 8 inmates"seek out the supreme wisdom of the junkie philosopher."
Okay this is cute.
this is how you prank