maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”
STOP I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING
sherlock cried 4 minutes after leaving john, imagine sherlock 4 minutes after john’s death
"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
My neighbor’s puppy found a hole in the fence, so he popped by to say hello yesterday